A book of 28 short stories for children of all ages Can Derek the Disco Roman ever learn to dance disco like disco should be danced? Will Captain Slinky the parrotless pirate ever find a parrot so that all the other pirates stop poking fun at him? What happens when the Queen of England decides to rob the Bank of England? Can Spanky Windolene the circus octopus find the secret lair of the thing they call the internet in order to save his struggling circus? Can those boastful worms stop boasting for just one second? Will Cutlet the piglet detective solve the case of the missing parsnip? And so on and so forth, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. With a host of animal and human characters, some of whom will be familiar to listeners of the highly praised collection A Month of Bedtime Stories and some of whom are completely new, these humorous and imaginative tales feature space-faring puppies, Kung Fu Grasshoppers, time-traveling slugs, undersea bee explorers, Viking goats, boogie woogie monkeys, disco-dancing Romans, and tiddlywinking cockroaches, to name a few. Ideal for bedtime listening. Contents:1. Kung Fu Grasshoppers 2. Disco Roman Derek 3. Captain Slinky's Parrot 4. The Queen's Submarine 5. Doctor Slug's Time Machine 6. Horses in Space 7. Shark Versus Crocodile 8. The Case of the Missing Parsnip 9. The Three Pigs 10. Spanky Windolene Saves the Day 11. The Queen Robs Banks 12. The...Way of the Pizza! 13. Hector's History Lesson 14. Spuddlybonk! 15. Naughty Vikings 16. Badger Cassidy and the Sundance Pig 17. Jenkins the Bad Robot 18. Eric Likes to Boogie 19. Captain Spasmic 20. The Cutest Kitten in the Universe 21. Cows in Black 22. The Boastful Worms 23. Joker Jo 24. The Land of Nonsense 25. When 1. Language: English. Narrator: Neil Roy McFarlane. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/163879/bk_acx0_163879_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.